Were you a shit-ripping hurricane of fuckery that was high off Pixy Stick kiddy crack and swore you’d never grow up? Well, check out I Was an Awesomer Kid in stores now or pick up a copy from Amazon. It’s filled with enough death-defying images to make your parents go bald all over again.
http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X