Your dad partied harder than you did and his liver has the Purple Heart to prove it. 
His BAC was higher than his college GPA. Each bottle was another bullet in the chamber, and when he was fully loaded, the whirlwind of his destruction swept the streets. The nights were memorable, but never remembered and the hangovers were like high-fives from God for a great night out.
So hipsters, this weekend when you’re 3-PBR-wasted and having an “intellectual” conversation about the sustainability of your living in an attempt to impress someone into sleeping on the floor of your apartment, remember this….
You’re living proof that some blacked out mistakes will haunt you for life. 

Your dad partied harder than you did and his liver has the Purple Heart to prove it. 

His BAC was higher than his college GPA. Each bottle was another bullet in the chamber, and when he was fully loaded, the whirlwind of his destruction swept the streets. The nights were memorable, but never remembered and the hangovers were like high-fives from God for a great night out.

So hipsters, this weekend when you’re 3-PBR-wasted and having an “intellectual” conversation about the sustainability of your living in an attempt to impress someone into sleeping on the floor of your apartment, remember this….

You’re living proof that some blacked out mistakes will haunt you for life.