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Your dad knew how to beat the heat before you did and he’s got the sunblock skills to prove it. When others were heat stroking, he was breast stroking and beer sipping. He was the Marco Polo of finding new honey holes and the Don Juan of floating on water. A lady line quickly formed when he sat pool side and millions of lady backs were never sun-roasted because of his SPF touch.
So hipsters, when you’re sweating your apathetic balls off during the hottest summer ever and not getting A/C because your barista career choice isn’t lucrative enough to pay for it, remember this…
There’s a reason your dad kept it chilled at the pool - it saved him a step because the women were already half naked.
Don’t forget to pick up a copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters on amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854
Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
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