Your dad made Santa’s liver jolly and they chased down the ho-ho-hoes together off the naughty list. He was the closest thing to being the holiday spirit this world has ever seen and the man with the largest snow balls. 
So hipsters, when you’re asking Santa for gifts because it’s ironically cool to believe in him again, know that you’re on Santa’s apathetic list and you’re getting a stocking full of “meh” this year. 

Your dad made Santa’s liver jolly and they chased down the ho-ho-hoes together off the naughty list. He was the closest thing to being the holiday spirit this world has ever seen and the man with the largest snow balls. 

So hipsters, when you’re asking Santa for gifts because it’s ironically cool to believe in him again, know that you’re on Santa’s apathetic list and you’re getting a stocking full of “meh” this year.