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Your dad wore a fanny pack before you did. You might remember it from such vacation photos as “We all went to Disneyland” or “Grand Cannon Vacation of Doom”
But do you remember what was in it?
Think about it for a second. Your dad partied when he was young, and these trips were his time off work. He had his waist-mounted pharmacy stocked with enough drugs and liquor to keep Hunter S. Thompson docile. Why do you think he didn’t listen to you bitching about being hot?
So hipster, next time you’re reaching into your fanny pack to pull out your Diana camera from Urban Outfitters, remember this, when your dad put on the fanny pack it meant it was time to fuck shit up.
Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
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