A quick Christmas gift guide from Dads are the Original Hipsters.
Things your dad doesn’t want.
1) Skinny Jeans
2) Another tie
3) Thrift shop ironic t-shirts
4) A free copy of Vice Magazine where you were featured in the “Don’ts” section
5) Skrillix - or any dubstep for that matter because it all sounds like transformers having sex
6) The deodorant you don’t use
7) Velocity rims for his bike
8) Your “art.” He pays for your liberal arts degree, don’t rub it in his face
9) Handmade Jorts
10) Free coffee from the coffee shop you work at
Things your dad does want.
1) You start paying your own rent
2) Give him back his SLR film camera
3) Give him back his bike
4) Admit he’s way more badass than you’ll ever be
5) A copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters
Head over to amazon to get him the gift he really wants.