Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

Your dad made Santa’s liver jolly and they chased down the ho-ho-hoes together off the naughty list. He was the closest thing to being the holiday spirit this world has ever seen and the man with the largest snow balls. 

So hipsters, when you’re asking Santa for gifts because it’s ironically cool to believe in him again, know that you’re on Santa’s apathetic list and you’re getting a stocking full of “meh” this year. 

A quick Christmas gift guide from Dads are the Original Hipsters. 

Things your dad doesn’t want. 

1) Skinny Jeans

2) Another tie

3) Thrift shop ironic t-shirts

4) A free copy of Vice Magazine where you were featured in the “Don’ts” section

5) Skrillix - or any dubstep for that matter because it all sounds like transformers having sex

6) The deodorant you don’t use

7) Velocity rims for his bike

8) Your “art.” He pays for your liberal arts degree, don’t rub it in his face

9) Handmade Jorts

10) Free coffee from the coffee shop you work at

Things your dad does want. 

1) You start paying your own rent

2) Give him back his SLR film camera

3) Give him back his bike

4) Admit he’s way more badass than you’ll ever be

5) A copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters 

Head over to amazon to get him the gift he really wants.

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