Your dad celebrated Valentines Day before you did. This photo was taken in 1984, your dad was young, spry and a master seduction artist. His weapon this Valentines Day, you. His evil plan involved dressing you up, pinning a card to your jumper and giving your mom flowers.
You literally got your dad laid.
So hipsters, tonight when you’re cuddled up in your B.O. filled bed after a long bike ride around the city, talking about how corporate this holiday is and drinking PBR, remember this…
You helped your dad shoot his cupid’s arrow into your mom.