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Your dad shredded guitar before you did and he’s dropped the panties to prove it. He was an amplified six string gun slinger that made sonic love to the air with every note he struck. Each of his strums blasted full volume assaults of awesomeness into listener’s ears and shook rhythm into walls. Marshall half stacks sang his praises as he flash fingered solos across the frets and stole the hearts of all the honeys staring at the stage.
So hipsters, next time you’re ignoring chord theory and sloppily arranging a whining ballad that you hope will break though the apathy of the girl you have a crush on, remember this…
Power chords were just chords before your dad played them.
Special thanks to proutymakesthings on tumblr for today’s photos.
Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
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