Your dad was into Asian women before you were and your diversified gene pool is proof of it. He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom. With the courage juice in full effect, he asked her out.  This photo was snapped shortly after her fearful response of yes.
So hipsters, next time you’re manhandling yourself to a photo a Karen O. while listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, remember this…
Your dad is the white rice in your mom’s stir-fry.
Big thanks to Shane for today’s photo

Your dad was into Asian women before you were and your diversified gene pool is proof of it. He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom. With the courage juice in full effect, he asked her out.  This photo was snapped shortly after her fearful response of yes.

So hipsters, next time you’re manhandling yourself to a photo a Karen O. while listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, remember this…

Your dad is the white rice in your mom’s stir-fry.

Big thanks to Shane for today’s photo

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    white guys still got that fever.
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