Dads are the Original Hipsters

  1. Search
  2. About
  3. Ask me anything
  4. Submissions
  5. Subscribe
  6. Archive
  7. Random
  1. Facebook
  2. Contact
  3. Pre-Order Dads are the Original Hipsters

Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

When you submit your materials, you grant Dads are the Original Hipsters a non-exclusive, irrevocable, royalty-free license to use the work to be used, copied, sub-licensed, adapted, transmitted, distributed, published, displayed or otherwise under our discretion in any and all media. All rights owned and controlled by Dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com The content and commentary posted on this website represents the opinion of dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com. Nothing on this website should be construed as a factual statement concerning any individual pictured on this blog. Dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com Terms of Service & Privacy Policy

Newer
Older

  • Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail. So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this… You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander. Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.

    Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail.

    So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this…

    You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander.

    Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.

    Tagged: sailing dads hipsters your mom submission

    Posted on June 9, 2011 with 218 notes

    1. toteardown liked this
    2. whereyourdreamslive reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    3. whereyourdreamslive liked this
    4. zeiljachtverhuur liked this
    5. foreverirrelephant reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      FINALLY other people realized...most hipstery hipsters ever. These are all so freakishly...
    6. saltycompadres liked this
    7. 0tumblin reblogged this from jemez-mtn-hawkz
    8. inthewarehouse reblogged this from jemez-mtn-hawkz
    9. raggedglory liked this
    10. jemez-mtn-hawkz reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    11. northernlightsupreme reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    12. shortforemily reblogged this from emmerlou
    13. pukovnik reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    14. beach-side-property liked this
    15. theprimeiris reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    16. beccafett liked this
    17. bowlerhatguy reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      Oh my god I want those shorts! please someone buy me those shorts...my (August 20th)...
    18. bowlerhatguy liked this
    19. eelectricgarden reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    20. ryannthelyonn reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    21. ryannthelyonn liked this
    22. emmerlou reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    23. denkart reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    24. day-stripper reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    25. maraboulovelies liked this
    26. orcinusorca- reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      THIS IS TRUE. MY DAD IS A HIPSTER.
    27. personalrevo reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    28. proofrok liked this
    29. the-delic liked this
    30. lifeisashipwreck reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    31. sxfe liked this
    32. bethanykristene reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    33. christacouture reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      Orignal Hipsters - totally made my father’s day/day. Inspired...photos of my Da…
    34. artofmassdestruction reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    35. artofmassdestruction liked this
    36. dreams2remember reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      This blog is amazing. Very funny stuff here. :)
    37. dreams2remember liked this
    38. xandrewxsawyerx reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    39. lolololori reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    40. motownmusings reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    41. sinabear reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    42. tinyerica reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    43. tinyerica liked this
    44. bananagrabber reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    45. sexyinsweaters liked this
    46. kshiff reblogged this from swimwithmewhale
    47. swimwithmewhale reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
    48. firstyouhavetorowalittleboat liked this
    49. 100lbsailor reblogged this from degreesminutesseconds and added:
      Is it weird that I actually NEVER see people dressed like that while sailing? We’re splashes of bright but fading...
    50. moonlitknight liked this
    51. Show more notesLoading...
  • whatthehipster
  • sarcasticindiefucks
  • stuffhipstershate
  • sean-a-day

Field Notes Theme. Designed by Manasto Jones. Powered by Tumblr.