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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail. So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this… You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander. Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.

    Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail.

    So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this…

    You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander.

    Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.

    Tagged: sailing dads hipsters your mom submission

    Posted on June 9, 2011 with 224 notes

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      THIS IS TRUE. MY DAD IS A HIPSTER.
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      My dad knew boats, and boat shoes were cool before you did.
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      Fixie of the sea! HAHA!
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