Your dad judged people before you did and he’s got the confidence-crushing comments to prove it. With a switch blade tongue and devastating wit, every outing was an opportunity to eloquently express why everyone was terrible and why everything was fucked. He was the Einstein of insults that looked down on people from his pedestal of intelligence.

So hipsters, next time you’re sitting in the coffee shop you work at carefully crafting your judgement from behind your fair-trade, organic, vegan, non-GMO, ethically produced, locally sourced cafe-bullshit and getting ready to drop some hate into the world, remember this…

The first person that ever judged you was your dad.  

Your dad judged people before you did and he’s got the confidence-crushing comments to prove it. With a switch blade tongue and devastating wit, every outing was an opportunity to eloquently express why everyone was terrible and why everything was fucked. He was the Einstein of insults that looked down on people from his pedestal of intelligence.

So hipsters, next time you’re sitting in the coffee shop you work at carefully crafting your judgement from behind your fair-trade, organic, vegan, non-GMO, ethically produced, locally sourced cafe-bullshit and getting ready to drop some hate into the world, remember this…

The first person that ever judged you was your dad.  

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    … Los Padres son los verdaderos Hipsters… :O
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    dads are the original hipsters
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    I’m a dad…but I’m not judging anyone on here…….or am I? LOL.
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    Shit. I believe it.
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