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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad wore scarfs before you did and he still has the bolt of flannel  to prove it. This functional fashion statement was a staple in his  blizzard bound wardrobe. It kept his neck, face and upper collar area  warm from the wind while camouflaging last nights love marks from your  mother. It was the hug of nape wear and watch of below the jaw accent  pieces.So hipsters, next time you’re bathing your head connector in the  warm embrace of flowing fabric, remember this…Your dad knew  not to wear short sleeves with a scarf because it looks confused as  fuck.

    Your dad wore scarfs before you did and he still has the bolt of flannel to prove it. This functional fashion statement was a staple in his blizzard bound wardrobe. It kept his neck, face and upper collar area warm from the wind while camouflaging last nights love marks from your mother. It was the hug of nape wear and watch of below the jaw accent pieces.


    So hipsters, next time you’re bathing your head connector in the warm embrace of flowing fabric, remember this…

    Your dad knew not to wear short sleeves with a scarf because it looks confused as fuck.

    Tagged: dad hipster your mom scarfs submission

    Posted on May 16, 2011 with 138 notes

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      pedophile glasses included this was my dad to a T.
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      I love scarves. And I wear them short sleeves a lot. So…
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      relevant to your sweaters e. wells.
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