Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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Your dad drank obscure sodas before you did and he has the cavities to prove it. Fuck Coke and Pepsi, they’re the Justin Bieber of refreshments. When your dad was thirsty he tossed back sodas so obscure that sometimes he didn’t even know what they were. Ginger lemon agave soda, fuck yeah he’s drank it and it doesn’t even exist.

So hipsters, next time you’re crushing a glass bottle of Jarritos or Boylan soda at your favorite taqueria while complaining about how mainstream it has become because of a Groupon, remember this…

Your dad’s soda game was on point and next time you want to earn some indie cred, maybe you should ask dad what to drink.

Yet another great photo submission, thanks for sharing.

Tagged: soda dad hipsters Justin Bieber is the coke of refreshment submission

Posted on April 21, 2011 with 77 notes
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