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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad wore deep-V’s before you did and he has the photo of his man cleavage to prove it. He’s the only person that could man up to a frilly pineapple drink, wearing short shorts and rocking a plunging neck line without looking soft as fuck. His chesticle’s were filled with intimidation and the deep-v was a necessity because no other shirt could contain that which his chest was. It was the venus fly trap to women’s gazes and the gateway drug to their pants. So hipsters next time you’re pulling a neon colored, American Apparel, low cut douche neck shirt on, remember this… Your dad is the only man who can ever tell a lady “my eyes are up here.” Another awesome dad photo submitted this time by Lauren B. Thank you. My dad wore deep-Vs before you did.

    Your dad wore deep-V’s before you did and he has the photo of his man cleavage to prove it. He’s the only person that could man up to a frilly pineapple drink, wearing short shorts and rocking a plunging neck line without looking soft as fuck. His chesticle’s were filled with intimidation and the deep-v was a necessity because no other shirt could contain that which his chest was. It was the venus fly trap to women’s gazes and the gateway drug to their pants.

    So hipsters next time you’re pulling a neon colored, American Apparel, low cut douche neck shirt on, remember this…

    Your dad is the only man who can ever tell a lady “my eyes are up here.”

    Another awesome dad photo submitted this time by Lauren B. Thank you.

    My dad wore deep-Vs before you did.

    Tagged: dad deep-v shirts hipsters submission

    Posted on April 20, 2011 with 218 notes

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