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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad wore short shorts before you did and he has the upper thigh tan lines to prove it. It takes a certain kind of man to pull off wearing what most would consider lady attire, but your dad was that man. He walked around with the kind of confidence that said he could properly sex any women, mollywhop any man and escape any law. People today call it swag, but your dad didn’t need a name for it because he had it everyday. So hipsters, next time you’re cutting a pair of Dickies off to mid thigh so that you can ride your fixie without catching your shorts on your knees, remember this… If you live to be half the man that your dad was, you’ll still be a disappointment, but at least you’re trying not to suck… which is a start, because you suck right now.

    Your dad wore short shorts before you did and he has the upper thigh tan lines to prove it. It takes a certain kind of man to pull off wearing what most would consider lady attire, but your dad was that man. He walked around with the kind of confidence that said he could properly sex any women, mollywhop any man and escape any law. People today call it swag, but your dad didn’t need a name for it because he had it everyday.

    So hipsters, next time you’re cutting a pair of Dickies off to mid thigh so that you can ride your fixie without catching your shorts on your knees, remember this…

    If you live to be half the man that your dad was, you’ll still be a disappointment, but at least you’re trying not to suck… which is a start, because you suck right now.

    Tagged: dad short shorts Dickies Vintage Swagger

    Posted on April 14, 2011 with 351 notes

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      gerçek hipster’lar babalarımızdır #3
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      word “mollywhop”.
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      And they started it all #fashionicon
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      AWESOME (notice the socks with sandals…Rick Paton would be so proud)
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      OMG MY FATHER (this whole tumblr
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      My dad also wore shorts like these!
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      Szóval megtaláltam a kedvenc blogom!
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      i have a picture of my dad wearing yellow short shorts and a pink polo and giant ray bans. presh.
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      before me. I love my dad, he’s
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