Your dad wore ugly sweaters before you did and he has the family portrait to prove it. Since before Cosby was a prefix for it and parties were themed around ugly versions of it, your dad was rocking those glorious woven pieces of wearable art. His collection of knit Pollack’s, and wearable Worhal’s were the panty droppers of the shivery seasons. They were the mullet of chest coverings, formal enough for work but colorful enough to be worn to a party.

So hipsters, next time your digging through the racks at the local thrift store, looking for the perfect ironic Christmas Cosby sweater for your ugly sweater dance party in the basement of a bar, remember this…

Your dad’s awesomeness poured into that sweater first and you’re tainting the fibers that once touched greatness.

P.S. sweaters + dance party = holy shit I can smell that hipster before I can see him.

Your dad wore ugly sweaters before you did and he has the family portrait to prove it. Since before Cosby was a prefix for it and parties were themed around ugly versions of it, your dad was rocking those glorious woven pieces of wearable art. His collection of knit Pollack’s, and wearable Worhal’s were the panty droppers of the shivery seasons. They were the mullet of chest coverings, formal enough for work but colorful enough to be worn to a party.

So hipsters, next time your digging through the racks at the local thrift store, looking for the perfect ironic Christmas Cosby sweater for your ugly sweater dance party in the basement of a bar, remember this…

Your dad’s awesomeness poured into that sweater first and you’re tainting the fibers that once touched greatness.

P.S. sweaters + dance party = holy shit I can smell that hipster before I can see him.

  1. faking-sincerity reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
    Hahahaha, awesome! Love.
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    Hilarious….Crosby sweater
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    Yes.
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    Suck it, hipsters.
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    DIE! (also: in New Zealand we call those “David Bain jumpers”, which isn’t as pleasant an association)
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    ACCURATE
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    zomg this is so true....so many hipsters wearing ugly sweaters =_-
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    THAT SWEATER IS SO UGLY IT HAS SUPERPOWERS
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