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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad went to dance parties before you did. Long before you were grinding up against some poor hipster girl wearing an American Apparel jazz jumper at a Steve Aoki concert, your dad was showing honey dips his hip swivels. Every move you make, including that slightly hunched arm dangle seizure shake you do, he did first. The only person with more patents on originality is Thomas Edison.  So hipsters, next time you’re rocking a tank, poppin’ some molly and headed out for the night, remember this… your dad was the original dancing machine. P.S. - Take a fucking shower already, you sweat when you dance and I don’t want to have to smell you the next day when I’m trying to enjoy brunch.

    Your dad went to dance parties before you did. Long before you were grinding up against some poor hipster girl wearing an American Apparel jazz jumper at a Steve Aoki concert, your dad was showing honey dips his hip swivels. Every move you make, including that slightly hunched arm dangle seizure shake you do, he did first. The only person with more patents on originality is Thomas Edison. 

    So hipsters, next time you’re rocking a tank, poppin’ some molly and headed out for the night, remember this…

    your dad was the original dancing machine.

    P.S. - Take a fucking shower already, you sweat when you dance and I don’t want to have to smell you the next day when I’m trying to enjoy brunch.

    Tagged: dads dancing steve Aoki hipters

    Posted on March 31, 2011 with 102 notes

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      so that’s were my ridiculous, slightly awkward dance moves came from…thank you father!
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