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Your dad was skinny before you were. Skinny was the result of kicking so much ass that he needed new boots. He didn’t have to go on the daily hipster diet of half packs of cigarettes and piss warm PBR, he just lived. He was out earning money instead of stealing WiFi from a coffee shop and reblogging posts about stupid hipster bullshit.
So hipsters, next time you’re skipping a meal and jerking off to a photo of Levi’s Ex-Girlfriend jeans, remember this…
You’re dad made skinny cool, why don’t you try and do something original like trying trying to make fat sexy.
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I could submit so many photos of my dad to this blog. SO MANY.
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in those small basketball shorts. My dad was super...in his teen/early 20s.
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Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
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