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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad thought deer were awesome before you did and he’s got the mounted heads to prove it. With his .22 caliber death-dealer at his side, he rang fear into the forest while sniping down dinner. He was an ironic Rambo in skinny jeans and a Penfield. Some called it murder, he called it eating free-range, locally sourced, non-processed game. After each victory, he strapped his trophy to the back of the car like a middle finger to animals lovers because PETA meant “People Eating Tasty Animals” to him.  So hipsters, next time you’re getting a buck ink-blasted into your chest because deer tattoos are the new triangles, remember this… Your dad is the hunter that haunts Bambi’s dreams.

    Your dad thought deer were awesome before you did and he’s got the mounted heads to prove it. With his .22 caliber death-dealer at his side, he rang fear into the forest while sniping down dinner. He was an ironic Rambo in skinny jeans and a Penfield. Some called it murder, he called it eating free-range, locally sourced, non-processed game. After each victory, he strapped his trophy to the back of the car like a middle finger to animals lovers because PETA meant “People Eating Tasty Animals” to him. 

    So hipsters, next time you’re getting a buck ink-blasted into your chest because deer tattoos are the new triangles, remember this…

    Your dad is the hunter that haunts Bambi’s dreams.

    Tagged: deer hipster dad PETA submission

    Posted on July 24, 2012 with 178 notes

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      This is by far the funniest tumblr I’ve ever seen.
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      Please don’t hunt anything larger than a skunk with a .22
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      Grrrr….
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      mmmm I love tasty animals. especially deer. i for one really wanna go shooting now!
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      DEER GOD.
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