Your dad rocked jorts before you did and he’s still got the jean tailoring skills to prove it. Have you ever kicked so much ass that your legs exploded threw your pants? Probably not, but your dad has. His Danny Dukes were his summer staple that showed off his walking sticks to the local talent pool. High-thigh tan lines were his calling card and Levi’s stock rose every time he saddled into a pair. 

So hipsters, when you’re apathy deep in you scissor-slip denim and men are checking out your ass because they’ve mistaken your frail legs for those of a fairer kind, remember this…

Your dad stopped wearing jorts because you’ve tarnished their once masculine reputation within the thunderdome of manhood. 

Don’t forget to check out the book too. 

http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854

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