Your dad was into cycling before you were and he’s got the bibs to prove it. Seated atop a Brooks throne, he was a Campagnolo-king of the streets that downtube-shifted his way to hero status. He gave pedal-honies hot pants every time he paused his cadence to flash them a velo-stare. He could field dress a bike faster than most could fix a flat. And, the only performance enhancing drugs he ever needed was a cold PBR after crushing a century ride. 

So hipsters, next time you’re asshole deep in your spandex while struggling up a mountain-monster and swearing you’re going to quit smoking American Spirits, remember this…

There’s only one thing that your dad rode harder than his road bike…

Your dad was into cycling before you were and he’s got the bibs to prove it. Seated atop a Brooks throne, he was a Campagnolo-king of the streets that downtube-shifted his way to hero status. He gave pedal-honies hot pants every time he paused his cadence to flash them a velo-stare. He could field dress a bike faster than most could fix a flat. And, the only performance enhancing drugs he ever needed was a cold PBR after crushing a century ride. 

So hipsters, next time you’re asshole deep in your spandex while struggling up a mountain-monster and swearing you’re going to quit smoking American Spirits, remember this…

There’s only one thing that your dad rode harder than his road bike…

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    This is perfect.
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    oh my god… even though i know this isn’t my dad, this is
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    dads are the original hipsters
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    What’s sad is that this pretty accurately reflects my dad.
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    A tribute to dad with Fathers Day #CyclingCapTuesday
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    to u dad, ur the best xoxo mimms it kinda looks like that could be u on the left, no ?
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    dadsaretheoriginalhipster
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    The last line.
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    Fuq.
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