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Because summer is in like PBR, parks, cut-offs, and B.O.
Your dad was summer fresh before you were and he’s still knows how to shine brighter than the sun to prove it. He stepped out of winter hard, and kicked it into the crispest cloth coverings June, July, and August had ever seen. Women got heat stroke from eye-groping him in his dapper threads, and summer fling was a term coined straight out of his little black book. He was more refreshing to look at than an ice cold glass of lemonade, and everyone got tan from radiant rays that beamed off his body coverings.
So hipsters, when you’re sliding your walking tools into jolts, deep-V’ing your collar and apathetically lacing into Vans with no socks (which makes you smell worse), remember this…
Your dad knew the sidewalk was really the summer runway, which is why he always looked his flyest.
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