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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad ate local, fair-trade, organic produce before you did and he’s still got the cultivation skills to prove it. With a leather tanned neck and a green thumb, he seduced Mother Earth into growing him the best vegetables anyone has ever seen. But, he wasn’t a gardener. Gardeners are old ladies with sun hats and bad knees. He was the John Wayne of farming that had a quiet confidence he could grow anything. He didn’t need even need pesticides because he was intimidating enough to keep pests away from his food babies. 

So hipsters, when you’re sitting in a restaurant you found on yelp and you’re pestering the waitress to see if the tomatoes in your salad are fair-trade, locally grown, organic and sustainably farmed, remember this…

Your dad wasn’t into eating local, fair-trade, organic so that he could smugly look down upon everyone else who doesn’t. He ate that way because it just taste damn better and all he cared about was enjoying the best things in life. 

    Your dad ate local, fair-trade, organic produce before you did and he’s still got the cultivation skills to prove it. With a leather tanned neck and a green thumb, he seduced Mother Earth into growing him the best vegetables anyone has ever seen. But, he wasn’t a gardener. Gardeners are old ladies with sun hats and bad knees. He was the John Wayne of farming that had a quiet confidence he could grow anything. He didn’t need even need pesticides because he was intimidating enough to keep pests away from his food babies. 

    So hipsters, when you’re sitting in a restaurant you found on yelp and you’re pestering the waitress to see if the tomatoes in your salad are fair-trade, locally grown, organic and sustainably farmed, remember this…

    Your dad wasn’t into eating local, fair-trade, organic so that he could smugly look down upon everyone else who doesn’t. He ate that way because it just taste damn better and all he cared about was enjoying the best things in life. 

    Tagged: dad hipster fair-trade organic

    Posted on May 30, 2012 with 316 notes

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      My dad ate that way because his job wasn’t enough to pay the bills and he had to feed his family. No pesticides because...
    23. mattdoux reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      This is awesome. And appropriate for Father’s day!
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      HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, DAD!
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      The John Wayne of farming…. I like that. A title to aspire to?
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      i want a child so that i can be this dad
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      Please, mother earth is my mistress. And I’m pretentious about a lot of things, but not my ag views. also, this a really...
    45. elisevc reblogged this from dadsaretheoriginalhipster and added:
      HA THIS IS LARRY LARRY DO YOU SEE THIS
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      THIS TEXT IS THE EXACT GPOY OF MY FATHER, TO THE POINT WHERE IT’S ALMOST SCARY.
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