Dads are the Original Hipsters

Your dad lived YOLO before you did and he’s set himself adrift in the ocean to prove it. In the uncharted waters of adventure and death-dodging (somewhere in between the bikini-bramuda triangle and PBR sea), he was the Christopher Columbus of discovering new ways of being awesomer. He lived each day like it was a person challenge to experience everything people only dare to dream. Authors can’t fabricate better stories than the ones he’s survived. Ridiculously intelligent doctors, super-scientists and psychologists gave him a life expectancy of yesterday, but not even the grim reaper can stop the force of a man who lived like a human hurricane. 

So hipsters, next time you’re yelling YOLO before you do something that is a huge mistake because you want to justify your stupidity, remember this…

You’re dad was too busy killing it back in the day and didn’t have time to invent stupid sayings. 

P.S. Say YOLO in front of your dad and see if he doesn’t look at you like you’re an idiot.