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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad was into bar games before you were and he’s got the shufflin’ skills to prove it. He was an Olympic level athlete of drunk-sport who’s performance enhancing drugs came in pint form. With blurry eyes and an alcohol steadied hand, he won Miller High Life gold medals with his deadeye skills. His name still echos through the walls of most pub-stadiums, and haunts the alcohol soaked playing fields where we stand today.  So hipsters, next time you’re playing American Tripps in the Secret Alley, sliding the PBR pucks at Doc’s Clock or apathetically tossing darts at any dive, remember this… Your dad is only 3 Hamms and a smoke away from schooling your ass at any game.  Thanks to Notchgrabbler on tumblr for the submission.

    Your dad was into bar games before you were and he’s got the shufflin’ skills to prove it. He was an Olympic level athlete of drunk-sport who’s performance enhancing drugs came in pint form. With blurry eyes and an alcohol steadied hand, he won Miller High Life gold medals with his deadeye skills. His name still echos through the walls of most pub-stadiums, and haunts the alcohol soaked playing fields where we stand today. 

    So hipsters, next time you’re playing American Tripps in the Secret Alley, sliding the PBR pucks at Doc’s Clock or apathetically tossing darts at any dive, remember this…

    Your dad is only 3 Hamms and a smoke away from schooling your ass at any game. 

    Thanks to Notchgrabbler on tumblr for the submission.

    Tagged: hipster dad San Francisco submission

    Posted on March 15, 2012 with 69 notes

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      Why do all of these so perfectly describe my dad?
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