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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad was obsessed with cats before you were and he’s owned a tiger named Whiskey to prove it. In accordance with the rules of manhood, he knew that true men only own majestic pets that have murder-thirst in their blood veins and a wild soul. He tamed the whiskered kill-beast into being the best home security system his neighborhood ever saw, and each night they shared a rare steak in celebration of their mutual badassery.  So hipsters, next time you’re tumblr-deep in cat meme bullshit while petting your purring little ball of apathetic fluff, remember this… You really do take after your dad because you both own pets that are the personification of who you are. Unfortunately for you, you’re a pussy.  Thanks to Ryan for the photo. 

    Your dad was obsessed with cats before you were and he’s owned a tiger named Whiskey to prove it. In accordance with the rules of manhood, he knew that true men only own majestic pets that have murder-thirst in their blood veins and a wild soul. He tamed the whiskered kill-beast into being the best home security system his neighborhood ever saw, and each night they shared a rare steak in celebration of their mutual badassery. 

    So hipsters, next time you’re tumblr-deep in cat meme bullshit while petting your purring little ball of apathetic fluff, remember this…

    You really do take after your dad because you both own pets that are the personification of who you are. Unfortunately for you, you’re a pussy. 

    Thanks to Ryan for the photo. 

    Tagged: dad hipster cat submission

    Posted on February 23, 2012 with 321 notes

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      holy shit. #bengaldane
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      Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Also; named his tiger Whiskey? IDK; doesn’t quite seem fitting. Then again, maybe it...
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      Crap dang it.
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