Your dad was the original sexy sax man and he’s knows the panty dropping notes to prove it. His wind instrument was a weapon on mass seduction, which is why the saying “this one time at band camp…” exists. 
So hipsters, whenever you hear “Careless Whisper” and think of that no talent ass-hat who achieved viral fame for being a musical dickhead, remember this…
To your dad the saxophone was really the sexophone. 
Thank you to Celeste for the photo. 

Your dad was the original sexy sax man and he’s knows the panty dropping notes to prove it. His wind instrument was a weapon on mass seduction, which is why the saying “this one time at band camp…” exists. 

So hipsters, whenever you hear “Careless Whisper” and think of that no talent ass-hat who achieved viral fame for being a musical dickhead, remember this…

To your dad the saxophone was really the sexophone. 

Thank you to Celeste for the photo. 

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