Dads are the Original Hipsters

Your dad looked like a porn star before you looked like a 70’s porn star and he’s got the “pizza delivery” skills to prove it. He sweat sexual attraction so hard that his perspiration was the inspiration for Axe body spray. The story-lines of classic skin-flicks were autobiographical tales from his life when he was a plumber, electrician and cable guy. Also, ever wonder where the term “porn-stache” came from? Yeah, he inspired it and it’s just another example of how slam-cinema was trying to steal his swagger. 

So hipsters, when you’re rocking a 70’s sleaze mustache with big glasses and a brown faux leather jacket, remember this…

You’re copying a style off someone who was copying a style off your dad, which makes you a double-unoriginal douche bag.

Thanks to Dana for today’s killer photo.