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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad was deep before you were and he’s got the photos to prove it. He was the 1970’s Socrates that questioned life, love and the philosophy of drunk. After ingesting a half bag of “magic” he would begin an introspective journey where he chased the white rabbit and discovered the well from which true happiness is drawn. When he returned from each journey to the center of his being, he would drop intellectual-nuclear-bombs that exploded the consciousnesses of everyone within earshot. 

So hipsters, when you’re quoting the philsoraptor and taking credit for such thought gems as “If humans have a robot dance…do robots have a human dance?” while discussing why being vegan is the most socially ethical lifestyle, remember this…

Your dad’s inner monolog is so profound that the words to express his thoughts haven’t even been created yet, and if they had, the mere utterance of them would change the course of history while ringing in the second age of enlightenment. 

Thanks to DrinkIPA on tumblr for today’s awesome photo. 

    Your dad was deep before you were and he’s got the photos to prove it. He was the 1970’s Socrates that questioned life, love and the philosophy of drunk. After ingesting a half bag of “magic” he would begin an introspective journey where he chased the white rabbit and discovered the well from which true happiness is drawn. When he returned from each journey to the center of his being, he would drop intellectual-nuclear-bombs that exploded the consciousnesses of everyone within earshot. 

    So hipsters, when you’re quoting the philsoraptor and taking credit for such thought gems as “If humans have a robot dance…do robots have a human dance?” while discussing why being vegan is the most socially ethical lifestyle, remember this…

    Your dad’s inner monolog is so profound that the words to express his thoughts haven’t even been created yet, and if they had, the mere utterance of them would change the course of history while ringing in the second age of enlightenment. 

    Thanks to DrinkIPA on tumblr for today’s awesome photo. 

    Tagged: dad hipster deep philosophy submission

    Posted on January 3, 2012 with 275 notes

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