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Dads are the Original Hipsters

Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.

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  • Your dad was blunt before you were and he still has the shirt he met your mom in to prove it. Kicks to the shins were less brutal than the unfiltered opinions that bum-rushed out of his shit-talker. He called a spade a spade and a fatty a fatty. He’s lowered more self esteem than a public swimming pool in August and people were never prepared for his verbal backhands of honesty.  So hipsters, when you’re spitting your liberal art school ideals and being a brash ass to everyone within earshot, remember this…  Your dad knew the world was filled with enough bullshit as is and that’s why he decided to tell it like is was.  Special thanks to Adeo for today’s awesome photo. 

    Your dad was blunt before you were and he still has the shirt he met your mom in to prove it. Kicks to the shins were less brutal than the unfiltered opinions that bum-rushed out of his shit-talker. He called a spade a spade and a fatty a fatty. He’s lowered more self esteem than a public swimming pool in August and people were never prepared for his verbal backhands of honesty. 

    So hipsters, when you’re spitting your liberal art school ideals and being a brash ass to everyone within earshot, remember this… 

    Your dad knew the world was filled with enough bullshit as is and that’s why he decided to tell it like is was. 

    Special thanks to Adeo for today’s awesome photo. 

    Tagged: dad hipsters blunt

    Posted on December 6, 2011 with 566 notes

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