Dads are the Original Hipsters

Your dad was a wild man before you were and he’s got the shirtless primal-screaming skills to prove it. Now docile inside the suited, shaved and aged body of your dad is a chaos party wolf that yearns to howl freedom into the night. He lived his youth in a raging-haze of whiskey-hangovers, sun weathered skin and adventure time. Each day doctors gave him a life expectancy of hours, but he middle finger saluted the reaper and kept shit-ripping his way through life. His parents, your mom and the police all tried to tame him, but time was the only thing that could slow him down. 

So hipsters, next time you’re getting smash-housed off PBR on a school night and you pick an unsanctioned street boxing match with the local bro’s, remember this…

Your craziest nights out would have been the tame forgotten evenings of your dad’s life. 

Thanks to Marie for today’s great photo.