Dads are the Original Hipsters

Your dad wore a jean jacket before you did and his coat looked like his pants to prove it. He was a denim-dapper badass with a whiskey-tough ten foot stare. Most outerwear couldn’t contain the rage-fisting, hell-beast that he was, which is why he donned dungaree durability whenever he went out to seduce life and party stomp the streets. Each fiber of his upper-body-blues were carefully broken in from fist altercations, bald eagle salutes and 12 oz curls. 

So hipsters, next time you’re sliding into your Canadian tuxedo that is covered in shitty patches from obscure bands or other ironic foulness, remember this…

Your dad wore denim because it was one of the few things on earth that was almost as tough as he was. 

Thanks to Maria for submitting today’s photo.