Dads are the Original Hipsters

Dads are the Original Juggalos? 

Don’t forget to enter your dad into the Original Hipster Halloween contest. I’m working on a prize that I’ll announce soon. Keep checking the blog for costume ideas that you can steal from your dad just like you did with his style.

Send all submissions to dadsaretheoriginalhipsters@gmail.com and put “Halloween” in the subject line.

Don’t forget to pick up your copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters too at http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854 

It’s almost that magical time of year again when whore is a costume and grown men can tape their pride back for a night of beer-chugging, dress wearing fun. That’s why I’m starting the “Original Hipster Halloween Costume Competition and Whiskey Formal.” So, instead of apathetically and un-imaginatively trying to come up with your own ideas - why not steal your dad’s… again. One winner will be announced on Halloween and other amazing photos will be featured throughout the month. So, email your photos to dadsaretheoriginalhipsters@gmail.com to enter, and put “Halloween” in the subject line. 

And, unlike other competitions I’ve held, this time you get to decide who the winner is. The photo with the most “likes” and “reblogs” will be crowned King Hipster of Halloween. 

This dude has boulder size balls and ice in his veins. I bet no hipster would dare YOLO this hard. 

Your dad overdressed for occasions before you did and he’s still got the swim-swag to prove it. Floating atop his inflated runway, he turned the sea into a fashion show. He was a refined man with exquisite tastes that couldn’t just throw on a pair of shorts, so he put the suit back in swim and blew the bottom off beachwear. When all the other bros were headed home with pockets full of sand, he was heading home with pockets full of bikini bottom’s phone numbers. He was so shoreline-fresh that the sun needed a pair of shades just to look directly at him. 

So hipsters, next time you’re tossing on a bow-tie in an attempt to class up the PBR you’re about to swill down your gullet at a dirty house party where ironic t-shirts are dress-formal, remember this…

Your dad was always overdressed, who do you think the idea for the tuxedo condom in the first place. 

Also, don’t forget to pick up your copy of Dads are the Original Hipster on amazon. 

http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854

P.S. if you’ve got original hipster pics of your mom - send them on over because I’m working on something. 

Once again, my think-box is bitch-slapped by visual confusion. Where the hell does one exactly acquire a fake head of that detail?!?