Moms are the Original Hipsters? Or is dad just being meta as shit on Halloween? He literally got into a woman’s pants this day.
Kills it. Dads are the Original Halloween badasses.
Happy Halloween from Dads are the Original Hipsters.
If you’re ironically going as yourself this year because hipster is now costume, know this - your costume sucks today just as much as it does every other day of the year.
Don’t forget to pick up your copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters too.
Dads are the Original Juggalos?
Don’t forget to enter your dad into the Original Hipster Halloween contest. I’m working on a prize that I’ll announce soon. Keep checking the blog for costume ideas that you can steal from your dad just like you did with his style.
Send all submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org and put “Halloween” in the subject line.
Don’t forget to pick up your copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters too at http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854
It’s almost that magical time of year again when whore is a costume and grown men can tape their pride back for a night of beer-chugging, dress wearing fun. That’s why I’m starting the “Original Hipster Halloween Costume Competition and Whiskey Formal.” So, instead of apathetically and un-imaginatively trying to come up with your own ideas - why not steal your dad’s… again. One winner will be announced on Halloween and other amazing photos will be featured throughout the month. So, email your photos to email@example.com to enter, and put “Halloween” in the subject line.
And, unlike other competitions I’ve held, this time you get to decide who the winner is. The photo with the most “likes” and “reblogs” will be crowned King Hipster of Halloween.