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Being a daredevil was awesomer.
It’s hard to believe you could sit on a bike seat with all the balls you had. You weren’t Evil Knieval, you were Evilest. Your medical bills were badges of honor from Huffy jumping over the local neighborhood kids and flip twisting off roofs. When the history of danger is written, you’ll receive top honors.
Now you live a safety video lifestyle and avoid all of life’s sweet jumps. You have a flaccid existence.
It’s time to drink adrenalin and raise hell again. Let’s race, wreck, and get back up to kick more ass. Let’s be awesomer and do our own stunts again.
Thanks to introvertedone on Tumblr for the submission.