Being a crash test dummy was awesomer.
You were the tester for all of life’s worst ideas. You never imagined the worst case scenarios because you were blinded by all the fun you knew it would be. When life needed a wrecking ball to dive into uncharted waters, you were first in line and 911 was already pre-dialed.
Years of crashing through life have ruined you now. You body aches with old injuries sustained from proving bad ideas were actually bad ideas. You’re happy living life on the sidelines of danger taking photos now.
History was never made by not doing and legends were never made by being boring. Let’s grab life by the balls again and be awesomer by putting our bodies in harms way. It’s going to hurt, but not nearly as bad as regret of not living to tell the best stories anyone has ever heard.