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A special Valentine’s Day note…
Roses are red,
PBR goes down smooth,
Wear a condom or you’ll make a mini you.
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A special message from Dads are the Original Hipsters, and your dad - Friday isn’t going to drink itself.
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Your dad knew how to take an epic shot before you did and he’s got the photo composition skills to prove it. Back when a man could get shit-housed off a few dollars of sweat-pant money, he was out capturing the portraits that inspired Bob Ross to paint. He was a pornographer of mother nature’s beauty who exposed the world to sights they’d never seen.
So hipsters, when you’re taking panoramic iPhone 5 shots of nature’s wilds and attempting to share your moment of serenity on instagram so you can whore it out for double taps, remember this…
Your dad would be insta-famous if instagram was around when he was capturing his human experience.
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The origins of snowboarding.
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Your dad got shit rowdy before you did and he had a trunk full of kegs to prove it. He was the St. Nick of delivering drunk and when his frost brewed sleigh of destruction rolled up, livers were leveled.
So hipsters, when you’re breaking somebody else’s stuff at a party and throwing half-drank PBR’s at the walls, remember this…
The government changed the legal drinking age to 18 and your dad was the reason they had to change it back to 21.
Happy Friday.
Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
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